BATAAAAA!!! EYT!

Kahapon ng hapon (pa-ulit-ulit lang) habang nakasilip kami ni Tutoy sa bintana:

Me: Tingnan mo Miguel oh, may mga batang nagba-bike sa baba.

Miguel: (shouted at the top of his lungs) BATAAAAA!!! (akala mo sya hindi bata eh!)

Eh di bumaba kami kesa magsisigaw ang bagets. We saw Hassan, his playmate:

Me: Dalian mo, ayan naiwanan na tayo ni Hassan. Tawagin mo dali, sabihin mo “wait”.

Miguel: (sumigaw na nmn) ASAN! EYT! (may hand gesture pa yan!)

 There's only one smart child in the world, and every mother has it.